Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
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seattlesbestpot 1 mon.agoFour nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun says, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I touched a man’s private parts.” The priest asks, “What part of your body did you use?” She replies, “My right hand.” The priest instructs her to dip her right hand in holy water and say ten Hail Marys. The second nun steps in and confesses, “I touched a man’s private parts with my left hand.” The priest gives her the same penance. As the third nun is about to enter, the fourth nun pushes ahead. The priest asks, “Why did you push ahead in line?” She responds, “Because I want to gargle the holy water before she sits in it!”
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Because they have…. Antibodies
They always drops the ball….
I named the second one Nevermind
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They're only a dollar but now you have buck teeth
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When I first saw her coming down the stairs....
People in Dubai don’t watch The Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi Doooooooo!!!!
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